One balmy afternoon in the inner city…

A charming scene played out on Stokes Croft this afternoon…

(Sallow-cheeked young Scottish man, pale of face and whiskery of chin:)

Fuck you, you dirty slag!

(Gaunt-looking young woman, with a voice suggestive of a swollen tongue and a missing tooth:)

Fucking… Smackhead!

— Exeunt —

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4 responses to “One balmy afternoon in the inner city…

  1. This reminds me of Henry Mayhew’s “London Characters – Illustrations Of The Humour, Pathos and Peculiarities Of London Life (Hardcover)” albeit the language in the 19th century was less colourful (in print).

    This could be a new career opportunity for you as a social diarist of the Bristol street scene.

  2. You ‘re just happy it’s not a chunder pic post 😀

  3. I think this country needs a national Saturday paper where such observations can be recorderd in a light hearted way. Maybe with a cartoon to illustrate the absurdity of it all. 😉

  4. Hello Mr Monobrow! Long time etc 🙂

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