With the trial of G20 assault cop Sergeant Smellie nearly over, it would appear prudent to investigate some possible career moves for Delroy the Trotter.
So far the Twitter hashtag #NewCareersForSergeantSmellie has thrown up the following suggestions:
- Pro tennis player (strong backhand)
- Prosecution lawyer for Simpson retrial (he hates OJ)
- PE teacher at Catholic diocesan school
- Head of Physical Therapy, Guantanamo Bay Retirement Home
- Team leader, West Midlands Serious Crime Squad (reformed)
- Angling licence superintendent at private lake (very tough with Fishers)
- ‘Driver’ for Robert De Niro (post soon to be available)
Add your ideas here or on Twitter – together we can help this 6′ 5″, eighteen stone shrinking violet a suitable new position.
[Cheers to @Raxscallion for their input!]