Bristle’s Blog from the BunKRS: 2011 in review

WordPress.com very helpfully provides an automated ‘your blogging year reviewed‘ feature, which tells you what your traffic was, how many posts you made, things like that, as well as providing facile comparisons such as…

The Louvre Museum has 8.5 million visitors per year. This blog was viewed about 120,000 times in 2011. If it were an exhibit at the Louvre Museum, it would take about 5 days for that many people to see it.

What? No Wales-based scale? No football pitches or swimming pools?

Damn Yanquis.

Anyway, amongst the meaningless trivia the report mentions what the most popular posts here were, and what search terms brought in the punters.

I expected the ‘Chris Keller pissing in Oz‘ picture post to be the big draw (it normally is), but on checking it seems that little British actress Kate Ashfield has beaten big old Christopher Meloni!

Here’s the search stats for all things Kate Ashfield:

kate ashfield 27,067
kate ashfield nude 3,529
kate ashfield naked 2,280
kate ashfield hot 1,808
“kate ashfield” 447
kate ashfield pictures 366
kate ashfield sex 172
kate ashfield pics 170
kate ashfield boobs 144
kate ashfield photos 113
shaun of the dead liz 104
kate ashfield shaun of the dead 101
kate ashfield topless 101
kate ashfield flash 94
kate ashfield feet 80
kate ashfield sex scene 76
“kate ashfield” nude 73
kate ashfield tits 59
kate ashfield flashing 58

That’s 36,842 separate searches that got people here, based on a single post made in 2008 about a not-very-good sitcom from more than a decade ago, featuring screengrabs from a grainy VHS-to-AVI conversion. Go figure.

(Yes, I know I have mentioned this before. But at the time I didn’t know that this blog was on the first page of google results when you search on ‘kate ashfield’…Twice!)

Frankly, you people are insane. If you don’t believe me, then ask yourself how it was that 115 visitors found their way here via searches for either “medieval orgy” or “homemade dildo”.

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